From ash@mailbox.neosoft.com Fri Sep 27 19:31:00 1996 Date: Fri, 27 Sep 1996 14:17:05 -0500 (CDT) From: "Evan R. Jones"To: pasha90@wolfenet.com Subject: Dave Riley Interview OK, here it is.... My hand hurts almost as bad as my back. Evan ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------- Intro by Shane Williams If you'll read the column of mine elsewhere in this issue you'll find that someone I know committed suicide - again - which is why it was a relief to hear that Mr. Dave Riley was struck down in his prime not by his own hand, but by nature - and even better to hear is that he is well on the way to recovery! What follows ought to bring you up-to-date on his life and times since Big Black broke up - and a bonus is included - the sidebar [NOTE: found in contributions section] is an excerpt from a book he is working on - seemingly a little reminiscent of Stewart Home but without quite the same over-the-top level of explicit violence and probably not as much homo-eroticism at all - once again, as with all the interviews I do under the constraints of exchanging text by snail mail - there are some areas I would have had him elaborate on and some sore spots I probably would've jabbed to elicit even more of his bitterness and/or cynicism. As it is there is still a significant amount of meat on this slim skeleton - so tie on the feedbag you cannibal you. Interview by Shane Williams Shane: Why did Big Black decide to call it a day when they did? Dave: Because Santiago Durango decided to go to law school and we saw an oppurtunity to orchestrate our termination. We didn't fight the situation or feel any remorse because we thought it better to quit while we were ahead rather than stagnate and become boring and crappy like so many other bands. Shane: What happened with Bull? Was this something you were fully into or merely a passing fancy? Dave: Mike Meadows (Bull's drummer) is, without a doubt, the most evil, self-serving, annoying, and ignorant asshole that I've ever had the misfortune of encountering. Associating with him is, at best, like cutting your fingernails too short. This isn't just some piddly schoolyard fued or a personal vendetta - many people will corroborate my observations. I was never completely interested in Bull, and consider the seven inch merely decent. Shane: How and why did you come to make an attempt on you own life, or is that an inaccurate statement? Dave: That statement is patent bullshit. Here's the deal: in late April of 1993 I had a stroke. A couple of my relatively distant cousins on my mother's side had early strokes, but it was thought to be impossible for my mother's offspring to be born with this physical predisposition, so it was never even a remote concern. I was in a coma for approximately one month and my condition was wrongfully diagnosed as the consequence of a failed suicide attempt. (If I'd been found in a condominium on the Gold Coast instead of in a loft in Wicker Park, I suspect that the powers-that-be probably would've taken more care in diagnosing me - but that's another mess o' smelt.) When I came out of the coma, I was told this attempted suicide nonsense and I believed it. As I became more oriented, I thought, "Wait just a goddamned minute! That's not the case at all!" But I literally couldn't talk or move and the "care-givers" assumed that my brain was severly damaged. Why? #1. Because most doctors and nurses are FUCKING STUPID. #2. Because of the impression I must've given to the simpletons who were there because as high school students in substandard districts, they'd stood in front of mirrors and chanted "I AM somebody!", thinking that this behavior alone would give them lives. #3. Because most doctors and nurses are FUCKING STUPID. I was initially treated with extreme shabbiness until I became strong enough to convincingly tell any worthless idiot who bothered me to go and fuck himself. To this day, I'm patronized as though I was a retarted child by ninety-eight percent of the nickel-an-hour lackeys who are employed here because they lacked the mental balls to get jobs working behind the counter in conveinance stores, are meeting a condition of their parole agreements, or both. "Here" is a place known as The Atrium Health Care Center, which is a storage facility for piss-smelling elderly people without all of their nuerons firing with whom nobody wants to bother, and for sundry cripples and retards. I use a wheelchair (although at the rate things are going, I'll soon be able to burn that pain in my ass), speak slowly and haltingly (but fortunately not like stroke victims who sounds like they have a ten pound salami in their mouth when they talk), and lack agility in my muscles (especially in the right side of my body). One doctor confided (off the record and behind closed doors) that it was a gross mistake for the jerks who originally diagnosed me to assume that I had tried to off myself and fucked it up. But virtually all of the people with whom I deal on a daily basis (from arrogant hack doctors and their shamelessly ass-kissing nurses, to obsequious drones who fetch medications, shuffle papers, or mop floors) refuse to believe that an error was made, presumably out of a pathetic need to believe in the infallibity of the American medical system and of those incompetent meglomanical charlatans who laughably refer to themselves as physicians. I feel pure and justifiable contempt for the clueless mouth-breathing scum who propagated any "botched suicide" rumors. Such pathetic snot-nosed failures should French kiss my anus on their way to hell. Shane: What are your plans for the immediate future? Dave: Since I'm not overwhelmingly physically dexterious at the moment, I'm writing a novel entitiled Blurry and Mis-connected. I'm always composing music, and when I leave here (I hope the administrator has taken my advice and planted rose bushes in front of the building so I'll have something to piss on as I saunter out), I plan on recording and assembling material for a cassete. There are many virtues in using this medium, not the least of which is that with a cassete you can record over any noise that you deem substandard. Shane: Your former bandmate was qouted in a relatively recent interview as saying that the line-up of Rapeman was much harder to work with than Big Black - how was the working relationship in Big Black vis-a-vis songwriting? Dave: Very rarely was anything verbalized. Somebody would have an idea for a song, and each person was aware of their function within the band. As a result of this awareness, we were able to successfully function as a unit. In addition, we all had similiar views of the world and comparable sets of notions concerning aesthetics. Shane: Have you done much production work? How is your technique different than/similar to Albini's? Dave: I've been involved in many audio endeavours in several different capacities before, during, and after my involvement with Big Black. Most of them have been worthwhile; others have been wastes of time. The only project that I feel genuinely produced resulted in Ward, an EP by End Result. I lent my ear to the first album by Rights of the Accused (I think they finally named it Dillinger's Aller), and to the self-titled cassette by The Watchmen. I've never really thought about my production technique (Christ, that sounds pompous), much less have I compared my M.O. to anybody else's. Suffice to my acknowledgement: when Albini has a good idea, it's usually brilliant; when he has a bad idea, it's usually embarrissingly ill-founded. Shane: Did you ever resent his high profile in the fanzine world as a journalist, or do you think that this benefited the band over all? Dave: One of the many traits in most humans that I unconditionally loathe is the perverse need to kiss ass, whether that ass is attached to a man-made deity, or an ultimately inconsequential (although talented and decent) guy like Steve Albini. Shane: What bands out there today do you listen to a lot? Was the Bull connection indicative of a love for instrumental music? Dave: The last thing I listened to before writing this was Mile After Mile by The Big City Orchestra - but the answers to questions like this are usually limited and deceiving. I like most music except for western fusion, so-called light jazz, and Polka or love ballads that utilize a Fender Rhhodes electric piano. Bull was indicative of a questionable decision on my part. I've always thought of most lyrics as tits on a boxcar and akin to poetry. That is, in my opinion the majority of song lyrics are useless and for imbeciles. When I've written songs for bands in which I've played, they've usually been composed to accommodate words. The material I'm writing now has no lyrics because I have absolutely zero interest in meshing words with music. Once, a wide-eyed writer for some xeroxed music fanzine asked Albini (who wrote the vast majority of the words for Big Black songs) about the "brutality" of the lyrics. The kid prattled on and on about "the seamy underside of America" and such. Albini stifled a guffaw and interrupted the painfully naive lad by declaring, "I only write lyrics so that I have an excuse to scream into a microphone." He meant it. And I agree that nearly all lyrics are disposable. By the way, is it just my imagination, or did Shellac steal their songs from Mac Davis. Shane: How was the Touch and Go thing? What are your thoughts about the majors adn their encroachment into the underground? How do you feel about the commoditization of the underground? Dave: At the time Big Black was together, Corey Rusk (Touch and Go Grand Poobah) and Lisa Rusk lived together, and I always enjoyed hanging out with them socially (barbecues, etc.), both individually and as a couple. I've never known Corey to be anything but an honest, fair, and knowledgeable businessperson. In fact, in my experiences with him, the line between business dealings and personal favors was often blurred in a positive, responsible manner. As far as my thoughts about major labels are concerned, I don't understand why people scramble to become part of a vile, oppressive, and bumbling system. Participation, even if it's of on one's own terms, is still participation. And as Raoul Vaneigem pointed out, pissing on an alter is still a way of paying homage to religion. If I were a sixteen-year-old gum-snapping brat with dyed hair who didn't know any better, I might be impressed by, say, a band like Green Day. But I'm not, so I'm not. Shane: Do you think "punk rock" is inherently "criminalistic" - atagonistic towards authority? Which of those terms do you have more of a problem with - "crime" or "punk"? Dave: Of course punk rock is inherently antagonistic towards authority. May I ask what planet you're from? I have no trouble with points of reference, but I despise labels. Shane: Do you think there is an actual Generation X with unique characteristics? By that I mean do you find the youth of today operating on premises that seem strange to you? Dave: I find "Generation X" a thoroughly stupid and hollow mass media label, much like the label "alternative." A dolt is a dolt, and jerking off out of a porthole is jerking off out of a porthole. I have no faith in the youth of today. Then again, I have no faith in anybody, regardless of their age. Shane: Where do you stand on the Jello Biafra/Tim Yohannon feud? And do you still read John Crawford comics when you see them? Dave: I wasn't even aware that there was a feud. Was I supposed to know? I'm sure they're nice guys and their mothers love them and all those things, but they can disembowel one another for all I care. Thinking of icons of a dead subculture prompts me to reminisce thusly; When I was about fourteen years of age, I read a description in Creem magazine of David Bowie and Lou Reed fist-fighting. The spectacle was likened to a couple of old ladies picking lint off each other's sweaters. This has nothing to do with the question; I just thought it was funny. I've never found John Crawford's comics particularly amusing. Shane: Who is sexier - the girls of the Lunachicks or Miss USA contestants - and why? Dave: I've never met or seen the woman from the Lunachicks, but I strongly suspect that I'd find them infinetly more sexually attractive than Miss USA Pageant contestants. If my tastes in this situation aren't immediately understood, no amount of explanation will make them any more understandable. Maturing, or evolution? "L Dopa fix me............... alright?" Evan Jones: Ash@neosoft.com