The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape

Track Listing:

Jordan, Minnesota
Passing Complexion
Big Money
Kerosene
Bad Houses
Fists Of Love
Stinking Drunk
Bazooka Joe
Cables (Live in Minneapolis, Minnesota 1986)
Heartbeat
Things To Do Today
I Can't Believe
My Disco
Grinder
Ready Men
Pete, King Of All Detectives

Liner Notes:

THIS COMPACT DISC, COMPILED TO EXPLOIT THOSE OF YOU GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO OWN THE BASTARDLY FIRST-GENERATION DIGITAL HOME MUSIC SYSTEM, CONTAINS ALL-ANALOG MASTERS. COMPACT DISCS ARE QUITE DURABLE, THIS BEING THEIR ONLY ADVANTAGE OVER REAL MUSIC MEDIA, YOU SHOULD TAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SCRATCH THEM, FINGERPRINT THEM AND EAT EGG AND BACON SANDWICHES OFF THEM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEIR LONGEVITY, AS PHILES WILL PRONOUNCE THEM OBSOLETE WHEN THE NEXT PHASE OF THE MARKET-SQUEEZING TECHNOLOGY BONANZA BEGINS.

Compact Disc:

BIG BLACK
WHEN IN FIVE YEARS, THIS REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT IN THE ADVANCEMENT OF FIDELITY IS OBSOLETE AND UNPLAYABLE ON ANY 'MODERN' EQUIPMENT, REMEMBER: IN 1971, THE 8-TRACK TAPE WAS THE STATE OF THE ART.